Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Off to New iLeans

Sorry for the gap, folks! Will catch up upon my return - cheers!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Louis Calling

Of course we knew this would happen. Funny, though, how they stared blankly when I went in there asking about it after waiting all night before iDay. Guess I'd better get my original Chanel finished ;-) Thanks for the link, Chris!

Second Skin

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

What can iSay?

And what's the nutritional value? This courtesy of Paul:

Mmmmmmmmmmm!

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Dial-a-drink

Had to happen sometime; what's an 'earth-shattering' event without a special cocktail? 'Enjoy.'

iPhonetini

iBubbles

Finally! An iPhone / Champagne combo; something I've been searching for forever (meaning since June 29th) in order to 'segway' from one beloved topic to another! (Hic) Here's an up-and-comer giving us a little iDay bubbly info - how POPropo!

Celebration time














This guy is pretty interesting. FYI, the main site's tv.winelibrary.com

Cheers!

Saturday, July 7, 2007

You scream; iScream

For my audience of.......... er, two, maybe? I'm just establishing some perspective & lettin' you know some out there have 'gone' a little further!

Oh, oh, oh; it's MAGIC



Cold calling



I swear I had nothing to do with this!



Sea food diet



Cheers!

Thursday, July 5, 2007

More iCandy

Me & Dave Pogue & 1000 other folks, live on..... well, 5th Avenue and 59th Steet. One night only! I'm in the iChorus at the left at the end. 15 minutes? More like .00000000005! Oh, well iTake what iCan get ;-)

click here to go WAY off Broadway!


















And here's a cozy new accessory, link courtesy of Joanne!

I can't hear you; your stitch dropped

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

iDependance Day

Happy 4th to all. So "five minutes ago," now, right? I'm still figuring out more & more about how the phone works.

Getting my POP email to work was a bitch-kitty indeed, but persistance pays off. Tech support at Earthlink hung on with me through about a hundred settings cominations and then some joy. Whew. So a shout-out to them and to SMP Digital here in new york who did a great job - as usual! - with my t-shirt.

FYI - MacWorld made a MUCH BETTER quality video of 'iDay' than 'iDid,' so check it out. My line buddy Tim's in here near the end gettin' grilled with a Zapruder trivia question - he got it right & won a prize (wasn't a free iphone, so I can't remember what it was!).

Also, other line buddy Evan reports his iDate went well & as expected, with no pressure, 'cause all he wished to do was pass out ;-). But this is favorable since a good date #1 is a definite path to date #2, and it most likely will not be immediately preceeded by 18 hours on the sidewalk!

Tim & MacWorld



I got myself microscopically pictured on the Apple site's own coverage of iDay but I will slap myself now & quit for the day...

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

i-Status

Just a quick note (probably almost singularly self-congratulatory at this point, since we've all calmed down - I think!) to tell you I was very gratified to get one of the videos into YouTube's first batch for their portal on the iPhone! Not sure what the criteria is here, but maybe you reverse-engineers can figure it out! I can only imagine sombody saw it on the other and & thought it positive & relevant (or that it had the fabulous Ramona in it, of course!).

I only know it's NOT because it's a directatorial masterpiece! ;-) Link follows but no, you do NOT have to watch again; use the time instead to visit Apple & watch it on YOUR new phone instead!

Look who's #19!

And this is JUST to make Paul laugh: When my early-days (like position #5) interviews propagated worldwide, he sent me links to pages of Asian characters where the only Roman characters were our names and the words 'mac' and 'iPhone.' I couldn't resist copying a fragment and having a t-shirt made. Especially since it's been reported they're saying something terrible here! This one goes out to YOU, Paulie, from good ol' #88!



Cheers!

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Sent from my..... guess!

The Apple of my i-Phone:

OK, just to let y'all know how much fun I've had with this baby today, I'm sending this post right from the phone itself!

Today I got email, watched my own video (which was REALLY cool, since they aren't all up there yet), & a whole lot of other stuff. Pretty darn fab.

I-Cheers!

What a turn-on!

Blessed relief - how quickly can you go from love to hate to love - it's workin' & I'm callin'! Just sitting here fuming and suddenly I hear a beep and a little glow and all's well in the land. After maybe just shy of 24 hours - could be worse, right? ;-) Well, let's call Paul first!

PS - Yes, you are permitted to throw up at the geekiness of this self-occupied flik.

Callin' Paulie - like you care!



PLUS: Don't know if I mentioned the need for an exclusive case; whiled away some waitin' time on Friday by popping into Chanel (like you do!) to inquire of their i-Phone case roll-out. Imagine my surprise when met with "You mean an i-Pod case?" or "We're always a little behind on the tech; check back next year."

Mind you this was in a very friendly and deluxe French tone. I decided to cut a deal: "Since you don't have a ready-made case, can I have a shopping bag with your blessing and run back to the line and have the first official INTERIM i-Phone case. I swear it went down this way. I know most of you reading this have NO trouble beliving that. Voilá!



The secret strategy beyond this is that I'm gonna get my wife Ramona, who is crackerjack with shears and a sweing machine to actually whip it into a reinforced form-fittin' shape so it actually WILL be a case! Then back to Chanel for further 'validation'!

Cheers!

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Memories!

Guess what? You guessed it; phone's still shy of opening up to reveal its treasures.

Where's the love?

I Googled to find my buddy (good ol' #89) Evan's last name so I could try to track his quotes & stuff, & he popped up on CNN Money.com - you can see from this excerpt we managed pretty well for 'Apple Tragics.'

88's lunch & Evan Herman

EXCERPT "At the Apple Store on Manhattan's tony Fifth Avenue, the man who was fifth in line was planning to propose to his girlfriend with a ring and an iPhone. For lunch Friday, a 44 year-old graphic designer who was No. 88 in line, ordered foie gras and sparkling lemonade delivered.

Evan Herman, 28, first went to an AT&T store several blocks away, but said the line was too short. Similarly, only about a dozen people were waiting early Friday afternoon at the AT&T outlet in Palo Alto.

"Half the fun is the experience of the line," said Herman, adding that there was talk among the iPhone hopeful of having a post-purchase celebration."

I'm pretty darned sure he threw back a few cold ones with some of our fellow i-Campers. Hey Evan, if you're out there, give us a yell! FYI, that's him marching down the stairs in the now dusty "Going in" video from Friday.

Cheers!

Meanwhile................NOTHING (well, almost!)

So: a blessed chunk of time opens up for me to actually try to activate the phone & let it do it's 'thang'. I'll preface here by saying my friend Paul got his working without major complications, BUT that long waits were already being reported (how AT&T is that?).

Anyway, everything was sailing along. Confirmed my contract with Sprint was over (YAY!). Although thanks, Sprint guys, you weren't totally looser-ish; you kept me talkin' for many years 'n' my wife will still sail along with you. Gotta make sure we're covered by SOMEBODY—at least to just outside the orbit of Mars.

Oops! Back to the topic: got 99.9% there and.......... "requires further time - - - will get an email when activation's complete." So consider your blow a LITTLE cushioned, fellow acolytes. I'll make sure to tell you truthfully when it turns on (you think I'm not gonna check it every 15 seconds over the next 48 hours or something????) But I'm tellin' ya now: have the Kleenex and Klonopin at hand.

Here are some diversions in the meanwhile. As they say in the theatre, "Let's all go to the lobby, the lobby, the lobby........." ;-)

Alien i-Topsy

First i-Dropsy

i-Cing on the cake

(PLEASE tell me they put a ringtone chip in this baby; hello, your cake called – it wants its service plan!)



As usual, thanx Joanne for the links!

After the dust settles: Pogue & boingboing & i-etc.

So I'm so i-Hung that all I've been able to do is get i-Tunes 7.3 & then crash. When we finished our drinkies we went back to the Apple store and - gasp! - were able to zoom right in! Of course this was many hours after and I credit Apple for shooting everyone through at lightspeed. PLUS; the rooting, clapping, cheering team was still there! I wonder if I visit today what I'll find. Now that I've gone to 'zero' on line (or some negative or infinite number - based on # of units sold) maybe I should scope it out!

Also of note (apologies to David Gilman!): as news of our attendance propogated through the blogosphere & beyond, several friends tried to find us standing in line - even driving in to check it out - but couldn't find us 'cause I was 'purposely' bouncing further & further back for the blog's sake. Also sorry for the folks who wanted me to get to 311, 151, 411, 666, 911 and so on - I would've like it, too, but I caved! I REALLY deliberated over position 666! ;-) As far as I know by the time we went in it might've only gotten up to 400 to 500 folks - I'll try to find out for sure!!!

Look for me & friends by periodically checking with David Pogue at his page or the New York Times:

i got an i-Phone

We may not show up until the Thursday update, but who knows? I'm just happy with i-Phone "#88" even though it's still in the box (don't tell anyone!)

Hey! We're also linked from boingboing (thank you, Joanne!):

boingboing goings on

Oh, I've got to run & find out my place in line for the i-Phone Nano! ;-)

Cheers!

Friday, June 29, 2007

The Grand i-Finale

A whole lot at the end, here. Line buddies Tim and Evan (Who has a date tonight!!!!) hang out with me and await the ultimate consumer experience. Earlier Tim is beleagured by a Rubick's Cube specialist from FAO Schwartz after using the restroom. My friend Paul met me & confirmed he wanted an i-Phone, too! Ramona & I tried to have a quick sip of champagne before I was swept away in line, but were caught by a policeman, pictured below, and forced to pour the whole thing - yes, I mean the BOTTLE - onto the pavement! Dave Pogue uses us a backup singers for a rendition of "I Got an i-Phone!" (sung to the tune of "I Did it My Way"). Then the countdown begins & we're cheered into the temple depths. Greg Packer ascends with his treasures, as do we! We retreat to the Helmsley Park Lane to nurse our victory over cocktails.

I guess the next thing you hear about this may be via phone! ;-)















































Paul's decision



Getting pumped



Going in



Descending the Staircase



Greg P's Booty



Up & out!



Great to be on the far side of this but I wouldn't have missed it for the world!

Cheers!

88 is Key

Time to catch up! Amazingly now 88!

88 & Holding - I guess!



We have MUCH longer lines, zoo-like barricades, Line position whores, and LO & BEHOLD: delivery from Petrossian - Ahhhhhh, the foie that refreshes!









Tick Tick Tick..... the store has been shut down and.....................

i-Camp notes

OK - blind blog here - Apple's closed down all uploading from external devices so more later when I'm better 'connected' but a few things too good NOT to report:

1. 1-800-Mattress delivered to the sidewalk (via pedicab!)

2. Poker game next to me looking for 6 folks $100 buy-in each for - you guessed it - $600=i-Phone. Chips are candy from FAO Schwartz.

3. Saving Red Bull in a water bottle for later - everyone thinks it's urine!

4. Majority alternate telco poll deems T-Mobile's gonna hurt the most this evening ;-)

Cheers!

Gleaming the Cube

Lots of glass to wash - lots of lenses to train!

Shiny Happy Temple.

The "Core"

BOORING for all you i-sophistocates who haunt here regularly, but this is where the action's gonna be - we'll all be swept into this pit, get our 'implants' & come out i-Borgs in only................. 15 hours or so? ;-)

Oh, by the way; can you tell I might be loosing touch with reality? Tomorrow (or 'today') I convince my wife Ramona or my friend Paul to bring me snacks from Petrossian for being such a good boy - maybe I'll tell each without telling the other?

Cheers for now.... zZzZzZ...............

the Apple 'Core'.

100 in the shade!

Hello People! Ok - I may be losing my mind but I wanted to be '100' so bad I stepped out of line for a bit just to make it happen! Lord save me!

100 & counting...

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Thai one on:

I'm big in Thailand (& Japan, probably, too). Imagine what horrendous things might be said here! ;-)

iPhone Camp: Oh Yeah: Happy i-Day!!!

Three....Two....One.... What's anticipation without a celebration????? Kinda like New Year's Eve - but without any champers. Wait - we'll have to fix that! ;-)

Cheers!

Happy Happy i-Day!!

Eighty's enough! (or IS it?)

Well! Just past midnight into "i-Day" now and I'm in the 'Big 80's'. It's a toughie now as to my commitment level! Hmmmmmm....

80 isn't fatal

The Immortal 10


Well, my friend Paul can't believe I'm not in this pic. We'll since I keep revisiting & my number keeps changing, that's kind of the point, right? But don't think I'll be left custom-shirtless forever! Check back tomorrow for a peek - now...........back to the line!

iPhone Camp: 4th visit and now.... #20!

It's Thursday morning. The rains have come; the rains have gone; the next are on the horizon. I'm pleased to say our original 10 are stalwart (& obviously waterproof) and have been joined by a few more. Imagine my shock at discovering who was in front of me: watch & see!

Look who's #19!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

IPhone Camp: 3 steps back

Though tiny ones, relatively! As of - Pre-Deluge, or "P.D" as it may go down in the annals of i-History - I'm now jockying in the respectable position of 11! We shall see what tomorrow brings! Here's hoping my umbrella delivery earlier garners me some i-Karma. Enjoy the Unisom, David!

Mine goes to 11

Station Break

Uh-Oh! Looks like someone has even more time than I do! ;-)

Mac vs PC

iPhone Camp: Chapter 2

All righty. Went back this morning - to check out the scene and deliver an umbrella (which will be helpful for MANY things, I think) - to #4. Really a slow boil still; as of then I was deemed #8! To be continued.

Currently @ #8!



Oh, and looks like position #7 (1 in front of me) is selling for $500:

#7 up for a measly $500!

This is what I'm thinking the 'night before' party may look like (or the 'morning after' maybe?)



Cheers!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

iPhone Camp: the beginning

Well, here goes:
I'm going to periodically visit (& re-visit) the iPhone Camp at Apple's HQ on 5th Ave. & 59th Street, just to see how things play out regarding my place in line.

I'll try to place each of my video snippets directly in here, but for now, here's (a link to) what happened earlier during my first visit: place #5, believe it or not!

#5: Not bad for starters!



Then somebody offered me Gatorade; it extended my stay by about an hour. I hope the more faithful campers don't HATE me. What do I have to show for it? An A-1 sunburn!

#5 gets Gatorade



So I went back tonight after MANY hours away and - guess what - only bumped to #6! The visit was well worth it - no UVA/UVB - and chatting with David Clayman (Mr. #3) was really great!

Bumped to #6



Cheers!